
Well, TODAY we tried masturbating
for money.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1

They're on me TODAY, boys.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 22

People, I am very busy TODAY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 3

She got here TODAY
and she's just been in my apartment...
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 7

ls TODAY the day, Hector?
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